http://quinsies.tumblr.com/post/96598699843/i-went-to-play-bingo-in-the-cc-bc-there-are-prizes

quinsies:

I went to play Bingo in the CC bc there are prizes that are actually money and stuff and it was the last round and they said if you won something already you couldn’t play again because, you know, that’s bullshit and unfair. The last round was blackout. I was one tile away. Then a kid won, and…

Woah there calm down

Melissa check your dumb phone

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

holy-quinity:

trust me now; I can find a way to bleed
(Wicket requested in #1 on the one with, like, 150 palettes. I used the colors on layer styles other than normal tho)

holy-quinity:

trust me now; I can find a way to bleed

(Wicket requested in #1 on the one with, like, 150 palettes. I used the colors on layer styles other than normal tho)

Yo, Pataki!

actionhankbeard:

Yo Pataki is a re imagining of the Hey Arnold characters as young adults. The series (hypothetically) would center around a 26 year old Helga Pataki who is now a bartender works at the family owned business, Big Bob’s Cafe.

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Helga

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When Big Bob’s Beepers goes out of business,…

commanderspock:

paticmak

WALKMAN ADVENTURES IN THE GALAXY.

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Knee Socks
  • ARTIST: Arctic Monkeys
  • ALBUM: AM
  • 1,139 plays

dadsbestfriend:

Arctic Monkeys - Knee Socks

(Source: )

tunes

unabating:

lordexcess:

Farmer plays Royals on trombone, cows gather

i’m so glad i watched this

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

nuggetcafe:

うどんの神髄を知るべく香川県の食べログ上位5軒を食べ歩いてみました xx

(Source: ferrerofather)

humansofnewyork:

“Those are my parents. They’ve been married 55 years. They met when my dad was visiting Mexico as a young man. He saw my mom at a party, but he couldn’t speak a word of Spanish, so they just sort of looked at each other and giggled. Everything was very formal back then, so he asked a mutual friend to obtain permission for him to contact her. My mom gave my dad her address, and when he went back to America, he would write her a letter every few days. He’d write the entire letter in English, and then get a Spanish dictionary and translate it word by word. My mom says the letters barely made sense. But after he’d written many letters, he went back to Mexico and they went on their first date. There were adult chaperones and everything, they didn’t even kiss or touch. It was all very formal. And after a few dates, they decided to marry. Her family thought she was crazy to marry this weird American who kept writing the letters. But she said she knew he was the one. Get this—- just two years ago, we were all visiting Italy. And I busted the two of them making out in a corner. I snapped a photo. Dad’s got Mom pinned up against a wall and he’s macking her hard.”

humansofnewyork:

“Those are my parents. They’ve been married 55 years. They met when my dad was visiting Mexico as a young man. He saw my mom at a party, but he couldn’t speak a word of Spanish, so they just sort of looked at each other and giggled. Everything was very formal back then, so he asked a mutual friend to obtain permission for him to contact her. My mom gave my dad her address, and when he went back to America, he would write her a letter every few days. He’d write the entire letter in English, and then get a Spanish dictionary and translate it word by word. My mom says the letters barely made sense. But after he’d written many letters, he went back to Mexico and they went on their first date. There were adult chaperones and everything, they didn’t even kiss or touch. It was all very formal. And after a few dates, they decided to marry. Her family thought she was crazy to marry this weird American who kept writing the letters. But she said she knew he was the one. Get this—- just two years ago, we were all visiting Italy. And I busted the two of them making out in a corner. I snapped a photo. Dad’s got Mom pinned up against a wall and he’s macking her hard.”

therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info

therandomcub:

When digital tv info glitches are more accurate than the actual show info

judyjetsons:

Some of my most #iconic looks on Mermaidens